March 2012
0 posts
Questions not usually asked:
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? Closed
2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? No. I only use natural products.
3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? Tucked at the bottom, but not at the sides. That'll shit me.
4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before? Um. Does a number plate count?
5: Do you like to use post-it notes? Very much. I need some prettier ones.
6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? No! I hate coupons.
7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? Does the bear attack with a bear hug?
8: Do you have freckles? Yes
9: Do you always smile for pictures? Yes
10: What is your biggest pet peeve? Things that shit me.
11: Do you ever count your steps when you walk? On occasion.
12: Have you ever peed in the woods? Story of my life.
13: What about pooped in the woods? Indeed. Tricky feat!
14: Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing? A lot.
15: Do you chew your pens and pencils? No.
16: How many people have you slept with this week? One.
17: What size is your bed? Double.
18: What is your Song of the week? Let her go - Passenger.
19: Is it okay for guys to wear pink? Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20: Do you still watch cartoons? Good ones.
21: Whats your least favorite movie? Don't remember, I probably forgot it exited because it was so shit.
22: Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? If I had 'hidden' treasure, it would already be buried,so I wouldn't need to contemplate this.
23: What do you drink with dinner? Water.
24: What do you dip a chicken nugget in? I don't eat dead animals.
25: What is your favorite food? Avocado.
26: What movies could you watch over and over and still love? Juno.
27: Last person you kissed/kissed you? Coco.
28: Were you ever a boy/girl scout? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29: Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? Not likely.
30: When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? A few weeks ago.
31: Can you change the oil on a car? Naturally.
32: Ever gotten a speeding ticket? No.
33: Ever ran out of gas? no.
34: Favorite kind of sandwich? Avocado.
35: Best thing to eat for breakfast? Fruit. Banana.
36: What is your usual bedtime? 10pm.
37: Are you lazy? Yes.
38: When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? Something different each year.
39: What is your Chinese astrological sign? Virgo.
40: How many languages can you speak? Pig Latin counts? Esyay?
41: Do you have any magazine subscriptions? Not yet, I'll soon do.
42: Which are better legos or lincoln logs? What's the second thing?
43: Are you stubborn? Very.
44: Who is better...Leno or Letterman? Who is Leno?
45: Ever watch soap operas? No way.
46: Are you afraid of heights? Yes.
47: Do you sing in the car? A lot.
48: Do you sing in the shower? Not often.
49: Do you dance in the car? I'd call it wiggling.
50: Ever used a gun? BB? Water pistols?
51: Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? Year 10.
52: Do you think musicals are cheesy? Hell no.
53: Is Christmas stressful? No, I love it.
54: Ever eat a pierogi? no what is it?
55: Favorite type of fruit pie? Apple and rhubarb.
56: Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? Poet. Writer. Actor.
57: Do you believe in ghosts? No.
58: Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? Yes
59: Take a vitamin daily? Yes.
60: Wear slippers? I live in Brisbane. Self explanatory.
61: Wear a bath robe? fuck no
62: What do you wear to bed? nothing
63: First concert? The wiggles :)
64: Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? Target? NO.
65: Nike or Adidas? NO.
66: Cheetos Or Fritos? NO.
67: Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? eh
68: Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? NEinE
69: Ever take dance lessons? jah!
70: Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? eh. I don't know if I'll have one.
71: Can you curl your tongue? Nay.
72: Ever won a spelling bee? ahaha.
73: Have you ever cried because you were so happy? yes.
74: Own any record albums? I did.
75: Own a record player? no :(
76: Regularly burn incense? No. Headache.
77: Ever been in love? eh. what exactly is that?
78: Who would you like to see in concert? Passenger, Josh Pyke (again) and Bon Iver (just a few weeks away :))
79: What was the last concert you saw? Whitlams?
80: Hot tea or cold tea? Hot.
81: Tea or coffee? Tea.
82: Sugar or snickerdoodles? NO
83: Can you swim well? NO
84: Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? Duh.
85: Are you patient? Depends.
86: DJ or band, at a wedding? DIY - save the money. Ipod the shit out of it.
87: Ever won a contest? Um, actually no.
88: Ever have plastic surgery? Yeah, I had a boob job? ya tell?
89: Which are better black or green olives? meh
90: Can you knit or crochet? I will.
91: Best room for a fireplace? Meh. Brisbane.
92: Do you want to get married? No idea.
93: If married, how long have you been married? ehhhh
94: Who was your HS crush? Too many.
95: Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? I believe i did when I was way young.
96: Do you have kids? 50.
97: Do you want kids? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
98: Whats your favorite colour? why pick one?
99: Do you miss anyone right now? No-one :)
February 2012
18 posts
Word of the week:
Enamour.
Verb.
To inspire with love. To captivate. To charm.
Synonyms: Fascinate, bewitch, enchant, enrapture.
I had a lovely night with my lover last night. I hadn’t seen him since December. He said I looked beautiful. He always says that.
We talked of humanity, selfishness and changing moods. I was talking about him, I think he knew. He is not really selfish, he is a good man, who doesn’t know what he wants. I wish for his sake he would figure it out. Poor chap! I wanted to hold his...
Relationships come in all forms and sizes. mine is both big and small. It is big because it means a lot to me. Koa is my best friend, he is the one I punch (softly) in the ribs in the middle of the night and say “I need another hottie” and to his moan of objection comes another (soft) fist in the ribs followed by the word “NOW”. This happens one night a month, and I love...
That sick feeling you get when you realise that your lover and his girlfriend have been together for one year.
Word of the week
Obsequious: Adjective. Overly obedient to another. Attentive to the extreme. Attempting to cull favour by flattery. Synonyms: Servile. slavish. subservient.
Example: I am an obsequious lover.